5 posts tagged “istock”
'deezel drips' coined by a saddened contender
cause he's quite a strong blue mask defender
but he's not alone in the cage, as you see
dear izzy, my first win, and then poor carey
rockfinder, now famous, took no time in the cage
to beat my butt, with his full desert rage
so now it's my turn to get that cute hat
and finally my back, can get a soft pat!
First entry:
on your way out, eh, just don't bang the door
cause the noise will disturb those who're pacing the floor
Aussies, Kiwis, and sweet home Alabam ?
what they know about poems?, I just don't give a damn
Ka mate, ka mate, they can haka and sing
lets face it, their sonnets have now lost their bling
let's go down fighting with an African beat
who's backing out, and who takes the heat ?
Second entry:
the girls of the cage, fo'sho they will shine
keeping it real, and down to the line
cagers'll be maxin', and taxin' and waxin'
but these girls they won't touch, so just be relaxin'
chilling like the only chicks of this cage-hood
cuz it's mad hot in here, so bring some shade, dude!
we be shizzling and dizzling, throughout the night
so get with the program, git rapping ... aight ?
Third entry:
a leader is needed, is that what they said ?
now let me clear up things in your head
to slam down some poetry, makes for good chatting
but preparing a blow, is like bowling and batting
some days you're the ball, and some days you're the bat
the one's who stay ahead, will win the new hat
Canadian tuques and stetsons, go barmy
what I want is the cap from the Istock Army !
Posted after JSheet's comment:
Vaders and saders, except for the faders
we need your support, all you cage raiders
Now get your sweet selves onto these pages
get flapping, and chatting and post in the cages
we don't bite, or we promise not to
just get in here, you know that you've got to
how can we win, without someone to play
so put it out there, and come what may!
- Take that Mrs Sheets !! - ;)
that damn cat ! ... this week, cause it's getting closer to the end of winter ... he has caught 2 rats ... we live close to a valley, so I guess he has a large supply available.... the first one he brought in proudly ... "hey peeps, look, I'm so cool, I got a rat and it's big and bleeding" ... 'hey rat, ol' buddy ol' pal, let's play, how about I call you Claud'.
So I pat him and tell him what a brave hunter he is 'ah, good boy, now take it out of here'. So this morning as I'm leaving, I see him just outside the back door, with another fresh kill, still soft and limp, I'm late for work (due to an istock addiction, but we'll discuss that another day), so I try the brave hunter routine, but he thinks I want to take the rat to work for lunch, so he growls at me ... forget this, and I race for the car, open the gate and scream to work. Under the impression that it's going to be a great day ... 'radar love' blares on the radio - lol (you'd have to have read the forum post to understand) ... No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care ... moving right along ... the day goes fine, for a workday. The funniest most embarrassing thing that happened was we just recently moved office and realised that we hadn't plugged the radio in, so cool idea, music while we work, but the socket doesn't seem to work, along the one wall. Hah, no problem, one call to Maintenance ... 'sure, I'll send some guys, immediately', er uh, ok. So we wait, finally the main guy and a contractor arrive, and flick the switch in the electric box down then up and it works! So he asks what equipment we needed to plug in ? ... we look at each other and turn to the radio ... oh man, not a good idea ... he was horrified , two guys pitch up so we can listen to music ! Fortunately he was a friend and took it in good humour, after threatening to shove the radio ... (anyway, we made it through unscathed) ... so all in all a great day. Until i get home and connect to the net, things are running smoothly, until I had an hour to take a break, and decide a nice relaxing bubble bath would work well, so who decides bubbles are cool.... the ginger blur ! ... but it gets boring cause cats and water do not form a homogenous mix. So he decides to chase another cat, racing through the room, wrestling and looking cute ... until I catch him out of the corner of my eye connecting with the modem cord and Wham! ... it's on the floor ... No problem, it's not the first time that's happened. Until it's time to reconnect, and the flipping thing won't even budge. No amount of gentle encouraging made any difference, slight shaking produced no sound. So after trying foreign languages, I hand it over to my support section, who by this time has frazzled nerves, cause I'm going into serious withdrawal systems. No can do; ok, we agree, tomorrow we'll take it in.
But just one more gentle nudge to see if unbumping it will fix it, sort of like going back in time. By this stage, my support dept has told me that the modem is sounding like maracas. Er, I'm sure that wasn't me. I never jiggled it that hard. After much very civil debate, I agree to have support do open heart surgery. it is discovered that a part has snapped off, so after much more very civil debate, I reposition it and all human or animal contact is forbidden within a 50 mile radius. It's just balanicng in place but the lights are on ...
I reconnect and ... yay !!! ... so tomorrow, it'll be silicone sealed in place and resoldered back in place...
All I could get after chasing him around - The ginger blur strikes again !
His name is Spike, but you can call him the Spikestermeister!!
Anyone have some good recipes for wokking your cat ?
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